Shadow Alien Galaxy High-Waisted Shorts
Shadow Alien Galaxy High-Waisted Shorts
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Psychedelic prints that pop under UV lights.
Warp-speed delivery, wherever you rave.
Stretchy & comfy for all-night movement.
Mysterious. Cosmic. Bold. These dark galaxy shorts feature swirling nebulas and shadowy alien silhouettes—crafted with a buttery-soft suede finish, moisture-wicking magic, and a 1.5" waistband for max comfort on your otherworldly adventures.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 13.46 | 14.49 | 15.47 | 16.73 | 18.23 | 19.72 |
| Outseam length, in | 12.75 | 13.13 | 13.50 | 13.88 | 14.25 | 14.63 |
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
Your credits travel through a triple-shielded SSL wormhole—impervious to pirates, probes, and shady overlords. Pay via major cards, PayPal, or any Earth-approved method. E.T. Threads never stores full payment data; it’s jettisoned the moment clearance is granted.
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
Every UV stitch and cosmic print passes a zero-gravity inspection before launch. If it doesn’t survive spin-cycle re-entry or fails to spark interstellar awe, we’ll warp-repair or replace it. Wear it, rave it, love it—guaranteed.
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
We don't do basic. Each design is a rare cosmic transmission — once it's gone, it's gone. No more awkward twin moments at the rail. Rock exclusive looks and stand out in the festival crowd like you were born from stardust.
