Cosmic Forest Hoodie – Midnight Portal Edition
Cosmic Forest Hoodie – Midnight Portal Edition
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Psychedelic prints that pop under UV lights.
Warp-speed delivery, wherever you rave.
Stretchy & comfy for all-night movement.
Step into the mystic. This hoodie wraps you in a surreal twilight forest with galactic hues of teal, violet, and cosmic pink. Like walking through another dimension.
- Soft, comfy interior
- Vivid galaxy print on all sides
- Regular fit, easy layering
- Drawstring hood for extra cozy
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
Your credits travel through a triple-shielded SSL wormhole—impervious to pirates, probes, and shady overlords. Pay via major cards, PayPal, or any Earth-approved method. E.T. Threads never stores full payment data; it’s jettisoned the moment clearance is granted.
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
Every UV stitch and cosmic print passes a zero-gravity inspection before launch. If it doesn’t survive spin-cycle re-entry or fails to spark interstellar awe, we’ll warp-repair or replace it. Wear it, rave it, love it—guaranteed.
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
We don't do basic. Each design is a rare cosmic transmission — once it's gone, it's gone. No more awkward twin moments at the rail. Rock exclusive looks and stand out in the festival crowd like you were born from stardust.
