Alien Geometry Hoodie
Alien Geometry Hoodie
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Psychedelic prints that pop under UV lights.
Warp-speed delivery, wherever you rave.
Stretchy & comfy for all-night movement.
Sacred geometry just got abducted. This sleek black hoodie is covered in glowing geometric patterns and scattered with tiny alien heads for that perfect balance of mystery and math.
- Soft fleece lining
- Glow-style print
- Relaxed unisex fit
- A little trippy, a little nerdy—100% rad
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
🔒 Secure Hyper-Tunnel
Your credits travel through a triple-shielded SSL wormhole—impervious to pirates, probes, and shady overlords. Pay via major cards, PayPal, or any Earth-approved method. E.T. Threads never stores full payment data; it’s jettisoned the moment clearance is granted.
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
✨ Mothership Quality Vow
Every UV stitch and cosmic print passes a zero-gravity inspection before launch. If it doesn’t survive spin-cycle re-entry or fails to spark interstellar awe, we’ll warp-repair or replace it. Wear it, rave it, love it—guaranteed.
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
🌀 Limited Drops, Infinite Vibes
We don't do basic. Each design is a rare cosmic transmission — once it's gone, it's gone. No more awkward twin moments at the rail. Rock exclusive looks and stand out in the festival crowd like you were born from stardust.
